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Daniel Poon

When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.

That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020
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Hot Poon

The act of drying your vagina with a blow dryer because you have run out of toilet paper due to the coronavirus pandemic.
Hey Rochelle. What are you doing with that blow dryer?

I’m hot pooning! Damn coronavirus!
by Hot Poon March 12, 2020
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Pooja

The lord and savior of life itself. (is also called pooga or poojini)
i love Pooja and i worship it every day
by Lil tayster June 6, 2018
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anti-poon squad

A group of 3 or more males who, at all times, avoid and/or repel women. Some anti-poon squad members can be identified by their nervous shuffles and lack of eye contact. If you see the women in the room quickly leaving by way of making up lame excuses there is an anti-poon squad member among you.
Girl: Oh hi.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.
by bobbyvee November 7, 2009
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Pooja

Pooja is a girl with quite a temper. It's good to be cautious while she is cleaning, specifically when she's brooming the floor. Pooja does not like dancing infront of cameras, but she does like kicking trash cans!
by Manjeet bhai July 20, 2019
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Poonjockey

when you like poon SO much that you want to be a jockey on them...
some one who rides poon/gets alot of it.
"wow!" He is such a poonjockey!"

"I want to be a poonjockey!"

poon
by moneyindabank December 16, 2009
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Maroon Poon

The result of placing ones penis into a bootyhole then remove said penis then inserting it into a vagina while it's menstruating. The results are a concoction of blood and feces that resembles the color maroon.
"Omg Neto totally maroon pooned Mrs. Big BootyHoe."
by Bahhhginia May 19, 2015
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