Poonitz

Another meaning for the phrase "Oh crap"

Poonitz! I dropped all of this stuff!

by Kelli Smith June 20, 2007

poonis

When you get your (penis) stuck in you (anus)

"shit man i got a poonis"
"try and just pull it out bro"

by fSADF October 30, 2018

Phonist

Someone who discriminates people who have a different type of phone

Phonists are people who discriminate against people who have a different phone, for example.you pull out your Android phone and someone says “ Ewww androids and Samsungs suck, Apple is better”.

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by Yassssqueenslayyyyyy April 5, 2022

Poonis

A hairy fucker who has a penis covered in warts and fungus. Can also be someone who has a tremendous amount of STIs

Beck "Jack is so sexy"
Bethany "What?! He is a poonis!"
Beck "Eww. Nevermind"

by GoofyNoofyIRL July 29, 2020

Poonis

The genitalia of a gay man within 10 minutes of having given anal love.

"After I gave him my love, my poonis was stanky."

by jonnycocksucker July 25, 2009

poonast

a gross, slimy residue or film commonly found on locker room floors.

omg, dude you just walked through the poonast puddle! sick!

yuck! you stepped in that poonast!

by fathomX9 October 29, 2005

Poonis

A penis which is able to poo.

1) Your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.

by celllphone May 26, 2009