pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006

Ponion

Verb
To pee in someone's mouth during oral sex.

Man 1: How was she?
Man 2: Oh man she Ponioned me
Man 1: Damn that's sick

by VBDP July 15, 2014

pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004

poondong qwon dong

pussy! It is between the vertical lips of the woman genitalia.

where the poondong qwon dong at, i thought this was an orgy.

by Esko September 11, 2003

poonior

Young adolescent girls who dress like they're grown up thus implying that they give the poon like they're experienced women, when in reality they're poon is too immature. And so, they are poon juniors...Pooniors.

I went to the mall today and saw this 16 year old poonior wearing a thong and flirting with me like I wouldn't break that in two.

by urgdalmighty January 28, 2008

Poonini

A fetus's very tiny vagina.

I stuck it up a pregnant bitch and got in her babies poonini.

by Steezysteve July 23, 2007

poonin

the act of intercourse between a male and female

I was gonna come over last night but i was too busy poonin

Time to get my poon on

by CyaNite November 1, 2009