ponage

A way to pronounce "pwnage".

That was total ponage.

by spel itt rite August 3, 2006

poonpage

To take the lock off your cock and and go on a rampage for some poonanny!

Yo Jim, I'm finally over Michelle. It's time I go on a poonpage!

by cruise23 January 17, 2010

Poonaner

A gay male

Gary is a poonaner

by Yourmotherisawhore-ihopeyoukno July 22, 2018

pownage

The wrong way to spell pwnage.

How do you spell pownage?
P-W-N-A-G-E

by Megadecimal April 4, 2008

Poosage

Referred to by its formal name, andouillette sausage, in more sophisticated social circles, poosage is the staple food of the juivebear. Traditionally, it is made by stuffing a section of a pig's colon with every other internal part of the pig that has come into contact with its feces (i.e. the rest of the colon). For the vast majority of the human race, eating poosage is akin to eating poo. Thus, those who eat poosage are commonly given the pejorative label "pooser." Word to the wary, poosage is not for the faint of stomach and eating it will commonly result in an explosive case of poosage-arrea.

The juivebear demolished the poosage greedily, savoring the pooey before-, during-, and aftertaste.

by Banderthall November 25, 2007

sneak poonge

sneak poonge(verb);

sneak poonging(adjective);

To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).

A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.

Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.

Ben crept stealthily in the shadows of the night to share his most precious of gifts with his best chum Jeffrey, quietly kneeling toward Jeffrey's face he set his member gracefully into his mouth with out making so much as a peep.

SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.

by Dr. Larve Love February 25, 2009

Pownage

The act of being owned in such a way to have all listeners exclaim
"Oh Shit"
The act of being dissed/owned

Pownage, you just got dissed by the kid wit ADHD

by Patrick Mulkeen June 25, 2004