pooland

A country that many people believe does not exist tho it actually does, situated 2 metres below Poland, Pooland ironicaly is a clean world and smells of neon monkey

One day I'm going to go to Pooland

by leon kompawsky May 25, 2004

Winnie the poohing it

When you stick your entire arm up a pregnant woman vagina, and scoop the fetus out, as I'd you were Winnie the Pooh sticking his arm in a bee hive to get honey.

Me an the wife don't want another kid, we are gonna be Winnie the poohing it.

by xhmxnano January 30, 2023

Poonani Tsunami

1. Large amounts of teenage vagina achieved within a fortnight.

2. An overwhelming amount of vaginal fluid.

(The different uses of Poonani Tsunami are to be recognized through the expression on the speakers face.)

Ex 1. I've been riding a poonani tsunami all week and I'm having a lot of fun.

Ex 2. There was a poonani tsunami and it got all in my eyes.

by Nickuhcrazy June 9, 2008

poonanie

poonanie, a slightly gangster word for the female happy patch.

"ow i got hit in my poonanie"
"yo guy i got all up in her poonanie"

by mikkiwu May 3, 2005

Frozen Poonanny

1. A delightful and refreshing chilled summer treat made with all natural juices.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.

I met this girl at a bar on the West Side, and she took me home and gave me frozen poonanny!

by Eduardo Carrochio July 29, 2005

Poonanniphobia

The fear, discomfort and hesitation to use nightclub toilets for the risk of being pressured to purchase things such as a few sprays of deodorant, hair gel, lollies and chewing gum.

The merchant, often of black origin will often shout catchy one-liners when not dealing with clients such as

"no armani, no poonani"
"no spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"
"no juice, no poos (puss)"
"no cologne, ya going home alone"
"no diesel, no weasel"
"no wax, no sax (sex)"

To make this situation particularly awkward, the merchant is known to hold paper towels towards you forcing you to dry your hands in front of him and his selection of products.

The merchant will put on a loud African sounding accent until he speaks to someone he knows and returns to his actual voice.

Josh: I'm bursting for a piss.
Nick: Go then, the toilet's just there.
Josh: Nah man, I've got poonanniphobia, I'll hold it as long as I can.

by nikkos123 July 11, 2010

Poojan

Pooja / Puja in Hinduism means a religious ritual performed by Hindus as an offering to various deities, distinguished persons, or special guests.
Pooja / Puja in Buddhism means expressions of honour, worship and devotional attention.
Poojan is the act of doing pooja.
It means the act of worshipping / praying.

In India, land is only used after doing bhumi poojan.
At Diwali hindus perfrom Laxmi poojan.

by realduff123 January 20, 2014