A country that many people believe does not exist tho it actually does, situated 2 metres below Poland, Pooland ironicaly is a clean world and smells of neon monkey
One day I'm going to go to Pooland
by leon kompawsky May 25, 2004
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- Sewer treatment plants
- Man hole covers
- Any bathroom where someone has taken a nasty dump
- The stairwell in parking garages next to popular bars
- Sewer treatment plants
- Man hole covers
- Any bathroom where someone has taken a nasty dump
- The stairwell in parking garages next to popular bars
by slavens (slave-ens) May 13, 2005
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Kiersten: He did he fucked me so hard I had a Poogasm all over his wife's clean sheets!
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Kiersten : For Sure that bitch better not be fuckin my man anytime soon!
by SlopNChop January 4, 2017
Get the Poogasm mug.1. Large amounts of teenage vagina achieved within a fortnight.
2. An overwhelming amount of vaginal fluid.
(The different uses of Poonani Tsunami are to be recognized through the expression on the speakers face.)
2. An overwhelming amount of vaginal fluid.
(The different uses of Poonani Tsunami are to be recognized through the expression on the speakers face.)
Ex 1. I've been riding a poonani tsunami all week and I'm having a lot of fun.
Ex 2. There was a poonani tsunami and it got all in my eyes.
Ex 2. There was a poonani tsunami and it got all in my eyes.
by Nickuhcrazy June 9, 2008
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Get the poonanie mug.1. A delightful and refreshing chilled summer treat made with all natural juices.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.
by Eduardo Carrochio July 29, 2005
Get the Frozen Poonanny mug.The fear, discomfort and hesitation to use nightclub toilets for the risk of being pressured to purchase things such as a few sprays of deodorant, hair gel, lollies and chewing gum.
The merchant, often of black origin will often shout catchy one-liners when not dealing with clients such as
"no armani, no poonani"
"no spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"
"no juice, no poos (puss)"
"no cologne, ya going home alone"
"no diesel, no weasel"
"no wax, no sax (sex)"
To make this situation particularly awkward, the merchant is known to hold paper towels towards you forcing you to dry your hands in front of him and his selection of products.
The merchant will put on a loud African sounding accent until he speaks to someone he knows and returns to his actual voice.
The merchant, often of black origin will often shout catchy one-liners when not dealing with clients such as
"no armani, no poonani"
"no spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"
"no juice, no poos (puss)"
"no cologne, ya going home alone"
"no diesel, no weasel"
"no wax, no sax (sex)"
To make this situation particularly awkward, the merchant is known to hold paper towels towards you forcing you to dry your hands in front of him and his selection of products.
The merchant will put on a loud African sounding accent until he speaks to someone he knows and returns to his actual voice.
Josh: I'm bursting for a piss.
Nick: Go then, the toilet's just there.
Josh: Nah man, I've got poonanniphobia, I'll hold it as long as I can.
Nick: Go then, the toilet's just there.
Josh: Nah man, I've got poonanniphobia, I'll hold it as long as I can.
by nikkos123 July 11, 2010
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