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poofgasm

The moment of poof, when something magically appears or disappears from view/memory/life. The moment is so profound, there is a -gasm at the end.
Three socks reappeared from under the dryer, it was a poofgasm.
by jmacofearth June 11, 2019
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Poofwanny

Another word for female lady parts. Or a term for one who is physically weak or scared.
He was scared to do it alone 'cuz he's a big "poofwanny".
by Cat Blackbone December 26, 2018
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Poontachat

A word used in the movie "Don't Mess With The Zohan." Poon is the American slang word for the female genitals, and Tachat is “Ass” in Hebrew. Add one to the other and you get a throaty word that sounds vulgar in three different languages.
Steve, how was your weekend? It was fabulous! I ended my dry spell of no poontachat!!
by mavsfan June 30, 2008
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Schlond Poofa

The tail pipe of a car.
I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.
by Hneum June 22, 2016
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pooface

Generally considered a mild insult, as compared to stronger varieties such as shitface, shithead and so on. Usually considered somewhat childish, and for that reason generally confined to more informal situations (or use by children). Some children find it amusing to repeat this word indefinitely. Pooface is sometimes used in conjuction with adverbs which strengthen its meaning, e.g., "complete pooface", or "total pooface".

Many other insults are related to, and possibly derived from, this one, for instance, shitface, shithead, craphead, dunghead, shitbrain, etc. All of these words share the common structure "word for faeces" + "word for part of head". There is also a more general category of words which have the structure "some kind of vaguely insulting substance" + "body part", e.g. "cheese-dick", "strawberry-dick" (note that hyphenation varies with these types of word, although you will rarely see "poo-face").

A word which is related to pooface is rondabe, which is often discovered by accident when someone is writing a predictive text and tries to type "pooface". For some reason, many predictive text systems prefer the word "rondabe" over "pooface". No-one knows why this is, however. Incidentally, rondabe is the absolute certified coolest word in the world, by a margin of 58%. The nearest contender to its crown of coolness is globule, which has only 538 coolness points, and was used by Queen Elizabeth II in the Queen's Speech of 2002 in order to highlight her coolness.
Pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface! Pooface, pooface, pooface, poofaceSHUDDDUUUUPPP!!!!
by Tinarm May 6, 2006
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Pooptart

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual
Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART
by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020
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pooft

when a gay man farts.
by nathan68000 March 3, 2016
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