Poofaced

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

poolard

An individual whos main goal is to exert the least amount of effort possible in all aspects of daily life.

Someone who is extremely lazy and doesnt want to leave their house.

All Josh does is sit at home on the computer and play world of warcraft, what a poolard!

by mylittlesnoookie December 25, 2009

Poonarnia

A Poonarnia is a poonani that is deceptively large. Who's outward appearance is of tightness, but the internal properties are of mythical proportions.

"mate, banged a girl with a poonarnia last night, couldn't feel shit mate."

"Babes, I can't wait to be in that tight, tight pussy....... oh... there's enough room for me and Aslan in here. "

by LIAM & MATT March 31, 2013

Poofaloof

A sweet, kind-hearted, caring, compassionate, empathetic, intelligent, hard-working, beautiful, talented, courageous, independent, respectable, responsible, whimsical, charming, funny, cute, and social messiah of a girlfriend <3 :-)

Poofaloof is amazing and I love her.

by Foobadooz December 18, 2014

poofart

N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.

I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.

by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004

Poopfart

Flatulence followed by unintentional excretion of fecal matter. See shart. Can also make a good nickname to call someone.

Nigel has poopfarted so many times that he decided it would be easier just to wear diapers.

by Some chick named Fred December 13, 2005