Pomp

To have sex

I’m going to pomp lisa

by thecharacterwannie February 3, 2023

Glam Pomp

All Pomp and Circumstance, when one has used all spec points allotted to the situation and spent them all on the pomp and is left without any circumstances. Not unlike the glam rock genre.

Look at Dan, 3 hours in the bathroom plucking his “beard” and using all the perfume in the house, just to sit in the garage in the dark like some Glam Pomp troll. Hide your headphones.

by Du$x February 1, 2023

Pomp

A noun used towards men/boys when being rude to a girl just to not be called a simp. It's like an anti-simp. Normally this behavior is really uncalled for and derogatory.

Woman: Ok I see him going to bombsite B (online)
Pomp: Shut up woman you don't know sh*t. Go back to the kitchen.
Woman: Wow, you are such a pomp.

by Pomp.Pounder March 5, 2021

Pomp

It’s a Caribbean way (Bahamian) of saying “fart”

Muddasick dat smell stink who pomp bey?

by Kiannalopez76 September 12, 2021

Pomp

A ceremonious and splendid display, especially at a public event.

"St. Paul's was perfectly adapted to pomp and circumstance"

by The silent bun7 March 12, 2019

POMP

When you pomp someone , you want to bang them so hard that so much sperm wI'll be ejected into their vagina, that they'll be pregnant with like. 3 twins..

Hello my darling, I'm gonna pomp you so hard.

by Banana lover suckered 123 mhm November 7, 2017

Pomp

To fart on someone repeatedly if you have enough gas in your body for minutes or hours or even a whole day to make them feel sick or to pee/poop themselves in a really funny and sometimes gross way.
Also means to oppose someone in a way that makes them feel they don’t want to be here anymore.

Teacher: Ok Johnson Greeves, you are going to pomp on a girl called Idgie for 20 minutes. YOU CANNOT STOP.
*he pomps on her for 20 minutes until she gets sick*
Johnson: Well then, Idgie, do you feel sick now? I ate 10 gallons of beans this week! BEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Idgie: Yeah… That… is pretty much disgusting and weird… I mean, farting on people for 20 whole minutes until they gget sick… I saw a lot of people do it with a lot of women AND men and they either soiled or wetted themselves or vomited everywhere. The people who, well, POMPED at them all laughed at the end.
Johnson: Well it’s funny, more people should get into it! I’m gonna tell Jackie, Milo, Cece, and Kayleigh-Rose to try this out…
Idgie: Argh, not them…
Johnson: Yes them! PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! I’m gonna do it tomorrow!
Idgie: Well, ok, suit yourself, I hope you’ve had fun. I’m going back to sixth form.

by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025