Holocaust center

A fictional place designed to minimize the truth as to what really happened during the Holocaust. Instead of saying, millions of Jews were burned, starved and gassed.. one can say, 'they were taken to the Holocaust Center'.

Reporter: How can you say that Hitler was not as bad as Assad?
Sean Spicer: Hitler did not use chemical weapons on his own people the way Assad did. He did, I know, take them to the Holocaust Center... but he didn't do what Assad did.

by Asianśknowbest April 11, 2017

Lolocaust

This is the term used to describe the effect of a massively funny joke or situation, one that causes 6 million or more people to die laughing.

The term "Lolocaust" references The Holocaust, a massive extermination of Slavs, physically or mentally disabled peoples, gay men, religious and political dissidents, and, mostly notably, Jews, which occurred during World War II at the hands of the Nazis.

by D.J. Roefaro July 22, 2008

Lolocaust

A joke you shouldn't laugh at, but you do anyway.

Mary: What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

Elizabeth: What is?

Mary: A pizza doesn't scream in the oven...

Elizabeth: LOLOCAUST

by nyawww February 26, 2011

anal holocaust

When your taking a shit and it sprays everywhere.

Man dont go in the john,I just had a huge anal holocaust in there.

by dr December 12, 2004

Diarrhea Holocaust

The worst catastrophe since I ejaculated into a fan. An event that is literally like taking your cock, beating an angry cat with it while simultaneously shitting on your mom. Something so unmentionable that it gives you the sensation that a dozen catholic priests are sodomizing you repeatedly then finally sticking a purple candle in your sphincter and burning your insides with hot wax while cooking priest semen in your bunghole. Seriously, I'd rather be a youngling in Revenge of the Sith than go through this.

Mike:wassup dude, how was your birthday? me:shitty, it was a total Diarrhea holocaust.

by ExplosiveSoap August 6, 2011

juggalo holocaust

The hope for our future.

The Juggalo Holocaust may save our country from a future of stupidity and obesity.

by TheCableNazi October 20, 2008

Poocast

A prediction or report on the state of one's bowel movements. Can be detailed or more general.

Latest Poocast :Poo number 4 today maximum effort for minimum return. a rabbit could put it to shame.

That was a hot curry, i'll be shitting red hot coals tomorrow.

by Fernando Torres is a true Red August 12, 2009