pollock

/ˈpɒlək/ pol-uhk

(verb). To divert or derail a reasonably functional internet message board by interjecting the unanswerable, indeterminate question 'what is (good?) art' into an otherwise perfectly good discussion cycle. After Jackson Pollock, a famous artist who has spawned more discussions about 'what is art?' than anyone ever in history.

(Esteemed senior member of internet forum): "...after the last tornado it was spread across three states."

(Squidly newby): "Yes, but was it art?"

(All other members): "Aw, man - you just pollocked that thread!"

by JustcallmeEd June 12, 2014

Pollock

To ejaculate on a surface in a manner that resembles the artistic form of the late Jackson Pollock- known for his drippings and trickling of paint across canvas.

"Dude, I Pollock-ed all over her face last night."

by 2Smeds1Cat March 24, 2014

pollacked

To try to rip someone off in a fantasy baseball trade.

The guy who offered me Jhonny Peralta for Carl Crawford thought I'd fall for getting pollacked.

by Pete the Pirate December 9, 2008

pollock

To bust a load all over something/someone mimicking the art style of Jackson Pollock.

Dick: Say Dude. D'you tell your girlfriend sorry for me?
Dude: Sorry for what?
Dick: Sorry for having to wake up with her eyes sealed shut after I pollocked all over her face.

by Snell August 8, 2006

pollock

A type of fish commonly extracted off the coast of Alaska

Pollock is a delectable treat

by KKK619 March 21, 2008

Pollocks

A movie so bad that not only is it hated by the mainstream but also by Wayne Pollock.

I just watched "Public Enemy" with Johnny Depp, it was total Pollocks

by Evil Justin April 19, 2014

Jackson Pollock

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period and the quivering of your dick splatters her own period blood all over her back so it resembles a Jackson Pollack painting.

Wow! It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

by Gliderman January 25, 2011