Politics

Politics-(verb) The masterful -though not a prerequisite- use of deception and manipulation to achieve a desired outcome for oneself, one's friends/ family, and one's business associates.

Trumps politics were ubiquitous.

by The Real Cheddar Cheese May 1, 2016

Politics

A game.... But only until you're being shipped off to a reeducation camp or a concentration camp. Until there are tanks rolling down your street and you're telling a Russian war ship to go fuck itself.

Hym "Politics gets real faster than the average person can prepare."

Iam "Oh shit, I'm not saying it's not right. I'm just saying..."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2022

Politics

The fastest way to lose friends.

“Kevin just unfriended me on Facebook.” - Alex

“What the fuck did you do?” - Luke

“I posted something about how Bernie Sanders is a better candidate than Joe Biden. What’s the point of politics?” - Alex

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

politics

Derived from the root word "poly" meaning "many" and "ticks" meaning "bloodsucking insects."

God, I hate politics.

by Pshaw May 17, 2005

politics

The fastest way to lose friends.

Guy A: What do you think about politics.
Guy B: ... Yeah, I'm outta here.

by Ryan Clark Jr. September 20, 2016

politics

life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies

politics is really screwed up

by fock you assholes February 11, 2007

politics

Promoting the lies of a particular group.

"Daddy, why did you lie to them?" "It's politics, son"

by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008