Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025

Polio Slimb

Leader of sick and twisted band

That guy is Polio Slimb

by Treefaller62 January 30, 2025

Papa Polio

A father who has so much polio they can’t move and have to buy bootlegs using a voice machine

Friend 1: Dude, did you see that guy?
Friend 2: Yeah, he’s Papa Polio!

by Weenie6758 November 29, 2021

Polio Shot

When an old man inseminates a younger woman and she begins to take on his elderly values

Edward gave Sierra a polio shot and now she’s talking to Siri more and buying her clothing at the Steinmart

by Funnyonions September 29, 2020

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023