Bad Poetry Face

The slim shrug of the lips you make, kind of like an "all righty" in the country manner, whilst nodding your head, when you're hearing really bad poetry. As if you've got to pass gas. As if you've got a pitcher of beer in your bladder and the moron poet keeps on reading. You share this look with a friend, who is also making the bad poetry face. This poetry sucks ass. The poet sucks ass. He is a "sucker butthole."

I went to the reading and just a few minutes after it started, I was already making the bad poetry face. Ugh. That dude sucked. What was his name? It rhymes with Bony Toadland. Tony Toadland? Bony Hoagland? I can't remember, but one thing is sure, his spineless, p.c. poetry sucks ass, and you, too, will make the bad poetry face -- if you really think about it -- after he starts reading.

by MaryRoofle September 20, 2005

Shithouse Poet

When you think you have grown out of laughing at things on bathroom walls, then are not only laughing about the thought, but are truly inspired to write something.

I was waiting, ass clenched in my truck while getting unloaded

Now I'm thanking god for this outhouse or my ass would have exploded

*example of what a Shithouse Poet would write

by The Lost Truck Driver August 22, 2010

plethargy

An overabundance of laziness and inactivity

Eddy hasn't gotten off the couch in days! I think he has a bad case of plethargy.

by Marshall0709 January 10, 2009

poetry-stricken

a person poor in pocket but rich in poetic imagination

He did not notice his poverty because he was poetry-stricken

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Pletex

An acronym used by the citizens of Pleternica or nearby towns to name the mentioned town of Pleternica.

Ivan: "Yo dude, where have you been?"
Josip: "Bro, I've been at my grandma's house in Pletex."

by Pletex_warrior November 29, 2020

jazz poetry

Jazz poetry is poetry infused with the free improvisatory feeling or actual improvisational structure of Jazz. Whereas the poem is written, its emphasis is on conveying the rhythm and cadence of Jazz in the speaking or performance of it.

"Jazz poetry swings a rhythm the beat a cadence is free delights like Jazz itself is free and fresh and always in the groove."

by Professor Oblivious March 3, 2015

shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004