painters new years

A time of the year when a painter/master painter, is so down from bad weather effecting his/her work. The painters new year was created to give painters something to look forward to.

I'm so depressed Griffin, I need something to look forward to,

Griffin: you do! It's painters new years!!

by Pommmmmy July 15, 2017

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99 pointer

The rare shot that travels from a shooters hands to a players head from an opposing team, bounces off and goes in the basket.

Kobe left the league in style, his final shot was a 99 pointer.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

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Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.

Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.

by deathgleaner July 29, 2010

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House Painters

House painters are called the hitmen who kill the target in their house.

Send the house painters to him.

by Yuxne November 30, 2019

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Pointerfuck

verb. When there is a picture of a hot broad on your computer screen and you move your mouse pointer in and out as if you were fornicating.

Steve-o: Check out this picture of Megan Fox
Gu: Oh yeah, I would do dirty things to her
Steve-o: Like this? (Moves mouse in and out of her vaginal region) How do you like being pointerfucked baby? You like that?

by OrtonBaker June 2, 2009

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The West Pointer

A sexual act in which a male becomes fully erect moments before intercourse, then attaches (or to “Fix”) a bayonet (A trusty combat knife that attaches to the barrel of a military weapon for close combat) on to said erect penis and proceeds with intercourse, shouting “KILL” with every thrust. Popular among barracks bimbos stationed at Fort Drum.

"I got with PVT Cockinmouth last nite and gave her The West Pointer for hours"

by Stankychicken9133 March 20, 2010

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