Plumper is a term used by women who want to feel good about their unhealthy obesity because they're too lazy to diet and exercise. Unfortunately for them, they won't have very long to enjoy feeling good about being fat, as they will likely be dead from a massive coronary before the age of 50.
It's no surprise that the term plumper was invented in the United States. Because, sadly, we have BY FAR the highest obesity rate on the planet. And instead of solving the problem, we invent terms like this so that people feel good about themselves, even when they get winded by waddling to the freezer for their daily quart of ice cream.
On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
by klopek007 May 20, 2008
Get the plumper mug.A word to describe a fat pussy. May also be used to describe a fat fish. Dan Lance invented this word while creating his sub-profile. With the help of Juli Liston, the word's definition was perfected.
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Get the Plupper mug.That blonde girl is like my roofie. She makes me forget about everything because she is so pluperfect.
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Get the Pluperfect mug.BOSS: Johnson! I want 250 copies of our prospectus on my desk by 4.00pm sharp!
JOHNSON: Yes, sir! On Plaper or on Letterhead?
BOSS: Whichever is cheaper, dammit!
JOHNSON: OK, Plaper it is, then.
JOHNSON: Yes, sir! On Plaper or on Letterhead?
BOSS: Whichever is cheaper, dammit!
JOHNSON: OK, Plaper it is, then.
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1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies
2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person
1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies
2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person
Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon
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