Lemon Pledge

A sexual act wherein two older or elderly men urinate on one another simultaneously. Name derived partly in reference to "Lemon Party", as well as the mutual nature of the urination being the "pledge".

"This old dude on twitter won't stop talking about Lemon Pledge, I think he might be in the closet"

"I just watched a video where two old bastards signed a Lemon Pledge, gross as hell"

by Cool Al Yankovic July 31, 2012

PLEDS

Post Lunch Energy Deficiency Syndrome:
A heavy drowsiness that may set in after you finish lunch, as a result of all your energy being focused on digestion.

Can be applied to lunch/food in general, but not to dinner.

"That was some great food/lunch, but I've got a total case of PLEDS"...."Oocch, me too"

by Jeremy C. Joseph January 30, 2008

pledgicide

When you murder a pledge for whatever reason. It’s always justified, and technically its not hazing.

If that pledge doesn’t get back here with my cigarettes in 2 seconds I’m going to commit pledgicide.

by Señor Crab February 17, 2022

A Starmer Pledge

A Starmer Pledge - something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I’d clean up today but it’s ok it was just a Starmer pledge

by WellysWords October 25, 2022

Pledgestabation

The act of jerking off to pandas after calling in to work and telling them you plan to work from home

Mike called to say he is working from home, but it's obvious he just wants to engage in some pledgestabation

by Jimmy "The Catfish" October 10, 2008

pledgucator

a fraternity brother in charge of educating pledges on traditions and other important fraternity aspects

Yo, my pledgucator is killin' my studies, no time for work, we're gettin smashed every night.

by fratattackbtp January 25, 2011

Pledge stew

Pledge stew is one of the oldest fraternity traditions that are still standing today. The process is as follows: all of the active members take turns releasing a bodily fluid of their choice into an industrial-sized gallon when pledges are given bids. The gallon is then stored in a warm, outdoor area the entirety of the pledgeship until fermentation occurs. During the final week of pledgeship, the gallon comes out and is gracefully fed to the pledges. Due to the weeks and weeks of fermentation, the effects of the stew are similar to a hallucinogenic alcohol, such as absinthe.

Active: Pledges, guess what I added to the pledge stew...
Pledge 1: Pee?
Pledge 2: Semen?
Pledge 3: Diarrhea squirts?
Active: WOW! All of you are right! Now grab a cup...

by grandmasterPM November 25, 2020