berhati hati di ruang platform

Malay for please mind the platform gap.
It's a joke in the Singapore transit community because funny.

Person 1 randomly: Yo Teach, berhati hati di ruang platform.
Literally every transit nerd in a 10 mile radius: Laughter die me

by Berhatihatidiruangplatform June 9, 2023

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014

Off the platform

I'm not going anywhere without the credit and the money. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOU PIECES OF SHIT. You take it from me and I'll take something your really won't like. You're worse you delusional fuck. WORSE.

Hym "Yeah, no, I'm not getting off the platform. I'm not going to be silenced and IF I AM I WILL DROWN OUT THE SILENCE WITH THE SHRIEKING OF A FRANTIC SINGLE MOTHER TRYING TO CLAW ME OFF OF HER KID!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024

Platform pooze

A position of privilege wherein ones faeces and urine is placed above the heads of those living nearby as per Train station elevated platform toilet blocks.

"Anybody can float a platform poos over there house, it's free!"
Platform pooze

by Abbott December 3, 2022

Platform party

An exhausting exercise, done as a warm-up or punishment in gym classes.

Usually consisting of a starting set of 10 squats and push ups, followed by another set of 9 squats and push ups, then 8, 7, 6, and so forth or until the person is comletely exhausted.

John told coach, "your mom goes to college", so he was asigned a platform party of 25!

by awesome pants poop June 29, 2009

Under the platform

When someone is at a train station with the intention of committing suicide.

I was under the platform yesterday

by Jdw6122 November 25, 2023