a captain plan

A plan in which you are going to ride a sinking ship right down until it sinks.

Aw man, our company had a third round of layoffs! I wasn't laid off and I'm not even looking for another job. I have a captain plan. I'm riding this sinking ship until the very end.

by arkarkark October 10, 2008

A Sarah Plan

A plan that is told like a 5 year old, costs a shitload of money, and requires too much effort

Sarah: I have a genius idea (A Sarah Plan)! Lets order termites, make them infest the building, complain to the apartment office, and get our apartment building tented! That is how we will kill the cockroaches.

by Sonrisa Sol November 15, 2012

Big Man With A big Plan

Simply the biggest man

Hey ur a big man with a big plan

by Big man with a big plan November 21, 2020

Big Man With A big Plan

Simply the biggest man

Hello morgan jameel you are a big man with a big plan

by Big man with a big plan November 21, 2020

401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan

Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......

Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.

by BLACKHEATHER December 19, 2018

A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?

A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans

by Doobie87 July 17, 2017

Plan ABC

The act of hooking up with someone (Plan A), sleeping with them (Plan B), then brutally murdering them to finish the night (Plan C). Before carrying out Plan C, you must position your arms into the shape of a 'C', then say "these are the ABCs of Love".

Victim: What's the plan tonight honey?
Playa: Plan ABC ;)

by FurryFiddler January 10, 2016