Plaisted

A Zeus-like being and a gift from the heavens, a Plaisted is revered world wide for abundant sex appeal, smokin' looks, a chiseled body sculpted by Michelangelo himself, the heart of Mother Theresa, and a sense of humor that rivals the cast of Monty Python combined.

Plaisteds are often mistaken for the reincarnations of Ghandi, James Dean, and Joan of Arcs, and are begged by People magazine to be featured in the "Sexiest People Alive" edition. The Beatles learned their musical abilities from a Plaisted, Marilyn Monroe's maiden name was Plaisted, and Picasso's artwork was believed to be influenced by a Plaisted. It is a well known fact that the successor to the current Dalai Lama is a Plaisted.

To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.

The Pope, thinking to himself: "What would Plaisted do?"

Martin Luther King, Jr, in a speech: "Free at last, free at last, thank Plaisted almighty, free at last!"

Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."

by LJP16 December 2, 2010

plaineville

A town in Massachusetts that combines middle school and high school with two other towns, Norfolk, and Wrenthem, because they can't afford their own school system. They are the town known for potheads and lots of "druggies". If your thinking to moving to plaineville, DON'T. Unless your looking into living in the ghetto, and you like to snort "Coke" on a daily basis. Also people in Plaineville are know for skinny dipping in eachother's sinks while they smoke weed.

I am going to visit my friend that lives in Plaineville tonight.

by THADWAGG March 4, 2017

Praise me

"Praise me" is to be said after a badass moment where someone feels they deserve praise. The words MUST be accompanied by raising your left hand above your head and repeatedly waggling your fingers.

Damn dude... did you just see how high I jumped my dirt bike!? Praise me! (accompanied by the hand motion)

by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020

Name-Praise Whores

The people on Urban Dictionary who randomly praise their own name or someone else's name for the sakes of either:
A) being an attention whore, or

B) to praise random people by giving a bullshit definition for their name here on UD.

People praising their lovers' names over UD are not fully or necessarily Name-Praise Whores - they are something FAR worse...

The people who define names such as Eli shown there or Gary shown here are probably Name-Praise Whores.

by Mr. Angry Eyes October 17, 2013

praisefest

Where you praise someone excessively to the point of disgust.

Example A:

Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much!
Matt: Oh for fuck sake. Don't turn this into a praisefest.

Example B:

Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much, she's so great, I'd love to kiss her until night falls, and carress her until the morning comes. Love awashes over my body like a river running through a forest, where water is scarce. Oh how much I love her!

Matt: SHUT THE FUCK UP...WITH YOUR PRAISEFEST.

by Kempo November 9, 2006

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

A new toy endorsed by Paris Hilton. Made famous by South Park; It comes with a viseo camera, night vision filter, play money, loseable cell phone, and 16 hits of extasy.

Girl 1: I'm pretending to talk on my cell phone while my boyfriend waits for more sex.

Girl 2: You're a stupid spoiled whore!

Girl 1: I love my Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!

by gofuckurselfkthxbai February 18, 2009

Raise Hell Praise Dale

Yeehaw redneck motherfucker who does yeehaw stuff

“Ah man, he just went through some sick mud in his truck, Raise Hell Praise Dale dude!”

by Thedalepraisinghellraiser January 5, 2019