Ball Python

One of the most docile, shy, and curious of snakes that has a place in the herpetoculturists collection, known in Europe as the Royal Python, albeit its name Python Regius, that, if able to be fed well and under a secure and well kept cage, can not only be an almost personable long term pet, but an interesting and entertaining one at feeding time as well. Comes in many colors and can be expensive to buy, so watch your wallet.

Aaron: Hey dude, I got a Ball python for Christmas.
Logan: Sweet, dont let it escape...
Chris: Especially in my house.

by BloodshotRed June 1, 2006

monty python

a group of brits with the funniest dry humor ever.
often people who claim to love them have only seen the holy grail, even though the flying circus is way better.

cool people like monty python

by emilyfemily December 28, 2005

python dick

White guy with a big dick and he knows it!

John has a python dick

by Cougar Sport Killer March 4, 2011

python

Python is a powerful high-level interpreted language. Python's design is notably clean, elegant, and well thought through; it tends to attract the sort of programmers who find Perl grubby and exiguous.

#!/usr/bin/python
print "Hello World"

by steak July 24, 2003

Python spice latte

A sex move. When your girlfriend is a basic white girl and she asks for a pumkin spice latte but you want sex. So you give her a python spice latte (your Python is your penis).

Girlfriend: Babe can I go get a pumpkin spice latte?
Boyfriend: Nope. But you can take off those yoga pants and get this PYTHON SPICE LATTE!

by stooch182 July 12, 2016

monty python

An excellent and rather hilarious sketch show which offers a look into a very interesting time period in Britain, crossdressing, and a glance into the minds of those who are very comfortably walking the line between genius and insanity. However, the humor of this has been diminished as of late by all the 12 year old nerds quoting it in bad English accents

Person 1: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
Person 2: Ahh! You're ruining it!

by firetop August 24, 2005

Python Dump

A soft poop that is so long it starts to coil like a python. More realistic if it coils around another object in the toilet.

Last night I ate twenty wings and a pizza, and this morning I totally took a python dump.

by roninx17 January 11, 2011