Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that
John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?
John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?
by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008
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Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.
Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"
Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"
by TI99 May 3, 2008
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Get the Pishi mug.The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
Get the pitching a tent mug.Pitchin' in the mirror is when you are so depressed and lonely that the best part of your life is the wonderously pleasurable feeling that you sometimes get when pitchin’ a loaf, so much so that you put a mirror in front of the toilet so that you can witness the look of pleasure on your face and savor these glorious moments of fecal delivery while pretending that your reflection is another person, a compassionate friend.
Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.
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