Pitchforky

The feeling you get when you realize how much the ultra wealthy are messing up your life.

“Looking at the price of real estate around here makes me feel pitchforky.

by Phoebetrauma June 25, 2023

pittsburgh pitchfork

The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.

Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?

Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.

Me: .....

by frankie67 December 8, 2013

leah pitchford

a wonderful one of a kind girl who has the cutest laugh. is a great role model and a great asset to other people!

she is also extremely beautiful but she doesnt know it!

man, leah pitchford is the sexiest girl man

by one polish boi February 16, 2021

pitchpork

When your friend is idiot but you admire him all the same.

Mate I love you but your a total pitchpork

by The sorcer tim September 23, 2019

pitchfork effect

A cognitive bias in which a subject is judged negatively as a whole based on a single and often circumstantial component. The opposite of the halo effect.

Bob: You’re going to see the new Sex and the City movie? That’s going to suck!
Kate: No, it isn’t. It’s just you and the pitchfork effect.
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Bob: You listen to Lady Gaga? How about listening to some real music for once?
Joe: I could care less about your taste in music; that’s just a pitchfork effect.

by ReverseHaloEffect July 4, 2010

pitchforkable

freakishly ugly and scary

That girl you went home with last night had a patch over her eye and a humpback. Yeah, she was definitely pitchforkable.

by caseman7 June 4, 2009

pitchfork

a sexual manuever involving folding one's pinky and thumb into the palm and using the remaining fingers to:1)penetrate the ass. 2) penetrate the vagina. and 3)tickle either the outer vagina or the buttcrack with the third finger.
in some circles known as a "three pronged attack" or in nautical circles, " the poseidion adventure" after his legendary trident.

she never expected give her the pitchfork.

by travis pitts January 8, 2004