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Pitchers Mound

Like third or fourth base, Pitchers Mound is a status regarding sexual activity. It is not in direct relation to the other bases of a couples sexual interaction, rather an independent stage of physical play.
It is the act of punching your partners crotch area (Usually with surprise). You continuously punch the others genitalia -- as if with each strike of contact (from fist to delicate reproductive tissue) you receive an extra point. Sure -- they may resist, and at the same time try to punch yours, but unlike hitting a "home-run" (resulting with both partners taking out a great deal of pleasure) there is only one winner within each session.
The difference between reaching Pitchers Mound and ferociously hitting the human-juice out of your mate's reproductive organ is that it is fun and safe. I tend to yell "Pitcher's Mound!" while I enact a harsh blow to my girlfriend's vagina. Only a Chad would injure another's crotch area without warning or playful desire.
Kyle: "Emma, what do you want to do? We have already passionately accomplished the four bases a hundred times."

Emma: "Well, we haven't done Pitchers Mound yet."

Kyle: "Pitcher's Mound!" (Kyle strikes Emma's Vajayjay with a Mexican undercut, the dirtiest of all the undercuts)

Emma: "Fuck! My Vajayjay is bleeding. I guess you win Kyle."
"P.S You're Hawt."

Kyle: "Because I won like a boss, I am going to incorporate this event in my definition on Urban dictionary."
by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015
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Pinched my Bird

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.
Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.
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Pinched the perfect loaf

A crap that does not require wiping.
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Pinched Up

Being completely stressed out or upset about something.
Joe was all PINCHED UP when he found out he had lost his job.
by MermaidGlenda September 16, 2009
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pinched

Vinny shot the guy in front of a dozen people. He was sure to get pinched.
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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Patched

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.
"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"
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Name Pinched

Date a boy or girl with same name as your ex, then break up with them and hurt them like your ex did to you.
Madison broke up with me on my birthday so I name pinched this new girl and I did the same to her.
by ItzWill September 24, 2019
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