Pissty-Nine

The same thing as a sixty-nine (69), but with both parties pissing.

Person 1: Dude, I heard that Brock and Misty were pissty-nining over the weekend.

Person 2: Why do people pissty-nine? Its nasty.

Person 1: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.

by Mr.Monopoly? January 1, 2012

pisstaker

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mocks something or somebody

I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!

by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008

Water Pisstol

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.

''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''

by Wateryanus September 10, 2012

Pisstopia

A name you give to a place that is perfect for urinating.

When your at a party and you look all around for a place to piss, and you discover the perfect spot.

Dude 1: Oh man, I've really got to hang a piss.
Dude 2: Shit man, go down that path and fang a right when you hit the bridge, it's Pisstopia there.
Dude 1: Ken ay!!

by stvupid December 25, 2008

Pisstivity

being on the highest level of being pissed

im on the verge of pisstivity

by hoe life February 23, 2017

Pisstall

Pissing anywhere in the bathroom except for the toilet or urinal.

Wow buddy, you have to check out the bowling alley bathroom. Somebody really pisstalled the shit out of it!

by Drewpsack February 5, 2018

Pisstergeist

A pisstergeist is the name of an unexplainable phenomenon that causes one to have to urinate constantly despite there being no change in one's liquid intake.

Jeff: I can't seem to go more than ten minutes without having to piss like a mofo.

Dave: You're not a drinker are you?

Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!

by Mick the Dick September 27, 2011