New Age Puritan

(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.

1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.

by The Friendliest Helper Ever July 30, 2012

pirata de culo

butt pirate

he got that booty doo on his weiner cause he's a pirata de culo

by piratatranny October 21, 2010

sadar pritam singh rakhra

AN AMAZING MAN, MAY HIS LEGACY LIVE ON CHAKTE FHATE

WOAH LOOK AT HIM, HE IS SO SADAR PRITAM SINGH RAKHRA

by Rakhra June 25, 2021

pritay

A slang word for "pretty". Frequently used when mocking blonde bimbos.

"Gurl, yo hair's so pritay!"

by slimshadywhat January 4, 2012

Piripau

A man who can spit game and get a woman to fall in love within seconds.

Damn, Piripau showed up! Looks like I won’t be getting laid tonight. Thanks Piripau.

by Daddy#13 July 8, 2021

Pritam

Name Pritam generally means Lover or Darling or Loved one, is of Indian origin, Name Pritam is a Masculine (or Boy) name. This name is shared across persons, who are either Jain or Hindu by religion.He is Pleasant Responsible Inspiring Tireless Attractive Master....Pritam is Bengali Boy name and meaning of this name is "Lover; Beloved; Lord Krishna"... He is a cute man...adaptable,adventurous,disagreeable,ambitious,amiable,approachable,articulate,attentive... And a filmlover too..and a good boyfriend material

I love to be like pritam.
I am a pritam of you.

by Tejran November 24, 2021

pipita

A girl or a woman who takes a lot of selfies

That girl is a pipita , she's taking photos all The Time.

by Andreicjf June 12, 2023