A cock which is both short and thin, presumably while erect. Use of the term is usually accompanied by the holding up of the pinky finger, so as to compare it with the alleged pinky winky.
Johnny: "Would you like to go on a second date with me?"
Suzie: "I would, but I don't think we're compatible."
Johnny: "What?!? What was it specifically, if you don'y mind my asking?"
Suzie: "It's not you! It's just that you have, well, a pinky winky."
Johnny: "Ouch! You didn't have to insult me."
Suzie: "What? That's a specific term. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It means a short, thin cock."
Johnny: "Oh, well I knew it was short, but I always thought it was pretty thick..."
Suzie: "It's actually both the thinnest and the shortest pinky winky I have ever observed in person. And for that I thank you sir!"
Johnny: "I really hate you right now."
Suzie: "I would, but I don't think we're compatible."
Johnny: "What?!? What was it specifically, if you don'y mind my asking?"
Suzie: "It's not you! It's just that you have, well, a pinky winky."
Johnny: "Ouch! You didn't have to insult me."
Suzie: "What? That's a specific term. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It means a short, thin cock."
Johnny: "Oh, well I knew it was short, but I always thought it was pretty thick..."
Suzie: "It's actually both the thinnest and the shortest pinky winky I have ever observed in person. And for that I thank you sir!"
Johnny: "I really hate you right now."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.
Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006
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by Etainn November 9, 2013
Get the pinchbrick mug."What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"
by Part Walker April 14, 2008
Get the a pinch of coon shit mug.A commonly used phrase in Sydney, Australia ('chook' is Australian slang for chicken), meaning a great idea. Normally an unusual or ingenious idea, solving some kind of problem.
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