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Nomadic Pimpin

In the event of a zombie apocalypse or alien invasion women will only slow men down which will potentially result in death. Also it will be highly inconvenient to deal with them on their periods. "Nomadic Pimpin" is the act of sticking with one group of women (and having sex with them) then ditching them after two weeks for your own survival and moving on to another group of women where you then repeat the cycle.
"I still want to have sex in the zombie apocalypse but don't want women's lack of survival skill to kill me, so I will just do some nomadic pimpin"

"Women are going to suck to deal with during a zombie apocalypse"
"Bro, that's why we're nomadic pimpin"
by Nomadic Pimp December 29, 2011
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pimpin' hitler

n.
1. Hitler wearing awesome bell bottoms and disco-ing.
2. When a person you hate looks mighty fine in a disco outfit.
There's Ben/Becky he/she is a pimpin' hitler.
by booogymaaan October 18, 2008
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Pimping Max

A guy with a drinking problem, a Hummer, and a small penis.
by JizzyJizz May 7, 2009
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party pimpin

bringing booze to the party= the party gets fun.
bring some hot chicks to a party=you pimped the party
party pimpin= your the man
by party pimpin May 4, 2009
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Sick Pimping

Pretty obvious, it means you're pimping like a bause. You got that shit, the girls come easy, no problem, you got more than one, you are good at getting girls, etc
Friend: Whoa wait, were you just kissing Casey? I thought you were dating Jean? And I heard something about you and that other girl, wtf man?
You: Sick Pimping bro.
by LexHavoc October 24, 2010
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Cyber-Pimpin'/Cyber-Hoe'in

1. ( Noun )- Post Pandemic Quarantine Prostitution through highly-criticized and controversial social media platforms such as OnlyFans, which allows its users to earn revenue through selling/sharing of explicit content to followers and subscribers throughout the world wide web.

2. Verb - To participate, perform, or promote the act of cyber-pimpin'/cyber'hoe'in

- Cyber-pimp and Cyber-hoe: (noun) An individual who practices cyber-hoe'in as a career or profession,

The term is also known as "Cloud Hookin" by a small portion of both the UK and parts of East Asia
-Origin - Introduced globally during pandemic - covid19 - which popularized online content sharing for its legality and overall safety, impacting modern-day prostitution as a direct result of social distancing, shelter-in, and stay-at-home orders aimed at reduced contact.

The term Cyber-pimpin suggests that a female profile on Onlyfans is unofficially moderated. promoted, or encouraged by a superior who does a majority of decision making, controlling uploaded content and pricing to any nude content shared, while collecting a percentage of all user earnings which a delegated cyber hoe is entitled to.
Man if unemployment insurance don't look out for me, I'm gonna have to try to convince a few bitches to let me start Cyber-Pimpin'/Cyber-Hoe'in they ass out on onlyfans because covid starting to have these bitches ready to work in order to make rent.

Nowadays, prostitution takes place online through websites like onlyfans, where selling nude explicit material is safer. socially acceptable, and completely legal, however, still frowned upon by a large portion of society who views cyber-pimpin'/cyber'hoe'in to be a similar phenomenon to sex trafficking and modern-day prostitution.
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slippin' on my pimpin'

guy 1: bruh i totally bombed that exam.... guy 2: well did you study?.... guy 1: nah... guy 2: damn my dude, you're slipping' on your pimpin'.... guy 1: forreal bruh

guy 1: dude that girl just told me to fuck off, third time tonight, i'm slippin' on my pimpin'
by johnnytwothumbs December 11, 2018
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