Masked Pillager

Who am I? WHO AM I?

Some say he is demon from hell. Others say he's just another guy. However you look at it, he is man who comes to small towns wearing his marroon cloak and electrically-magically-enchanted scythe. No one can stop him, for even with his lazy walking he has some of the most fast reflexes ever seen. He steals, burns, and dissappears, never to be seen again. Sometimes when he's coming you may here him sing "The Muffin Man".
by Masked Pillager May 07, 2003
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pillage her village

verb: to have intercourse with in a dominant manner.
That girl was sexy. I'd love to pillage her village.
by credit goes to ollie June 29, 2009
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pillage your village

1. Yarr could i pillage your village

2. dude i totally pillaged jessica's village today
by wassup wassup October 05, 2007
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Bureau of Rape and Pillage

Nickname for the Bureau of Land Management of the United States Department of the Interior in reference to the agency's infamous grazing, mining, and timber harvesting practices.
I was going to enjoy a fine evening of camping and fishing this weekend, but the Bureau of Rape and Pillage just passed an initiative to clear-cut our spot.
by 4estry4life September 16, 2012
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pink palace pillager

A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.
"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.
by phuc yue December 08, 2007
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im gonna pillage ya butt

a common phrase which has sprung up in the sacramento region and has also spread to southern washington,which is always said with an australian accent.meaning to anally rape the person to whom its directed towards.It is believed that this phrase originated in sacramento when two friends were possibly under the influence in mid to late 2007
Mr. Montgomery said to his dear old pal Mr. Hanson "sir im gonna pillage ya butt and your gonna like it!"
and Mr. Hansons reply to Mr. Montgomery was "Nay, i shall love it!"
by Dylan Hanson February 10, 2008
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Paper Pillager

When someone uses all the restroom paper and doesn't replace it.
"Hey, can you please pass me the TP? The last person in here was a paper pillager."
by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022
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