Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.

Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Mongolian Pinch

The need to shit after eating Mongolian food

I don't feel so well, I think I have the Mongolian pinch.

by Don't question it March 22, 2017

pinch a growler

a turd that refuses to expel itself from the anus, thus resulting in a grunting growling sound emitted from the person trying to make the poopy.

hey Bob, what was that sound? Well Dan, I had to pinch a growler.

by papa jojo 042072 August 24, 2008

pichooner

A mix of Farsi and English, a "pichooner" is a person who often "pichoons" (or ditches) friends, class, or other activities.

Pichooner #1: "What's up pichooner?! Been to class lately?
Pichooner #2: No man! I never go!

Pichooner #1: "Hey, are you going to Tavo's birthday?!"
Pichooner #2: "No way! Everyone is pichooning him and going to taco Tuesday instead!"

by estherrus May 20, 2016

griz pinch

When your underpants snag your griznoid

It's hard to walk when you have a griz pinch.

by andy1 June 3, 2005

pinch it large

The act of taking your thumb and forefinger to make something bigger on the screen of your phone.

I can't read the review you sent me about the dog leash that talks about anal beads. Oh wait. I'll just pinch it large so I can see it.

by Honeydrips January 8, 2017

PichiAvo

To pitch a video

That’s just a PichiAvo

by OlaAlfares July 7, 2020