Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.
Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"
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Get the Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole mug.A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.
Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.
Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock
Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock
Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
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Get the puerto rican cuban food mug.A style of beard commonly worn by Puerto Rican males that consists of a very thin band of hair extending from one sideburn, underneath the chin, and up to the other sideburn. Sometimes accented by an abundance of hair on the chin.
Before hitting the club, Jose made sure his Puerto Rican Chin Strap was nice and neat for the ladies.
by Laurel Chris December 9, 2008
Get the Puerto Rican Chin Strap mug.She seasoned her steak very puertoricanly (lots of Adobe and Sazon).
Their house was decorated very puertoricanly (cheap, gaudy decor, plastic covering on sofas).
Their house was decorated very puertoricanly (cheap, gaudy decor, plastic covering on sofas).
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Get the Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess mug.Traditionally the Puerto Rican Joust occurs when two men decide to partake in a dick measuring contest, but lack the necessary instruments needed for comparison. Similar to a game of chicken the two contenders advance towards each other on foot (rather than by automobile) with fully erect penises . Whom ever makes physical contact with the tip of there member and the opponent's abdomen (usually the belly button) is proclaimed to be the victor of the joust. If one of the contestants halts or strays from the path of collision he or she is disqualified and declared to have and/or be a pussy. The use of PDE5 inhibitors e.g. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, is not prohibited, but strongly frowned upon.After losing a joust, whether physical or mental, injuries often result in post traumatic stress, self mutilation,homicide, banishment and/or suicide.
The most famous puerto rican joust was between popular hip hop star Justin Bieber and eccentric pop star Lady Gaga, the contest was officially declared a tie.
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