Pie

Pie is a pastry served in slices ...it originated somewhere between the old and new stone ages. Thought to be extinct in the late 1700s. Eli Whitney thusly created the cotton gin witch allegedly was used to separate cottonseed from raw cotton fibers, but more recently was found out to be a device created to biogenetically engineer these sacred pastries known as "Pies" ......it worked...... suddenly there was a mass famine ....but people wouldn't eat the pies ...they argued that the pies were sentient.these revolts were soon crushed.... but there were still a few extremists. After this struggle the Pies as a race were eradicated. After this disaster highly evolved beings conjured pies on a mass level and threw it into the jet stream in witch the pies mystically appeared globally in a span of 3 months

Wow this pie is delicious!!!

by PieGuardian February 04, 2008

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A person who eats a lot. More than they should. But I mean, they can't help it. IT'S JUST THE WAY THEY ARE.
Be proud to be a pie, okay?

Bob: (has just eaten 5 cakes) can i have some more cake, jim?
Jim: Really, Bob?
Bob: Yeah, I mean, It's just the way I am.
Jim: You're such a fat pie, Bob.
Bob: (runs away with cake) DON'T JUDGE ME!

by cyber duck =] May 03, 2009

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nonsensical insult for a fat person

14 stone?!?! what a pie!
or
ya pie!

by Aimi G June 15, 2005

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when you blatantly ignore someone when they say hello, and vice versa!

your ex: "hiya"
you,(still pissed off with them): walk right past looking fascinated by the curb, conveiniently not hearing them.

by hols heffernan January 11, 2004

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adj. A person who eats way too much food, and doesn't complain

OPA- Offical Pie Association

Rachel: What you have for breakfast?
Debii: A big mac, orange juice, bacon, strawberry milshake, fries, sausages, toast and some haribos.
Rachel: Wooo! Way to be a pie!

by ...CookieMonster... May 03, 2009

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