Pickled Onions

Sweaty old ball sack. Typically of the unkept and unshowered variety.

Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009

pickled pepper

A penis covered in herpes sores.

Girls run away from that guy whenever they see his pickled pepper.

by Peter W.N. October 19, 2009

pickled liver

The liver of a person whom drinks to excess.

He (she) has drank so much in their lifetime,they probably have a "Pickled Liver".

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Pickled Egg

1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.

2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.

I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?

No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

pickled virgin

The act of putting pickle juice in a condom and freezing it. Then proceeding to fuck your virgin girlfriend with it. After the act, it's obligatory that she replies with: "I guess I'm in quite the pickle now."

M: "Let's do the pickled virgin."
F: "That's a great idea."
*after the act *
F:"I guess I'm in quite the pickle now"

by ATAPO December 25, 2017

pickled Jo-Jo

To give the girl a pickly taste;
to stick your penis in a pickle jar and give the girl a brand new flavor.*

So your mom likes pickled jo-jo's

by Carl Sanchez February 8, 2008