picnic in the dark

An ill-conceived or poorly planned venture.

When Tim forgot the booze, the party turned into a total picnic in the dark.

by Willie K May 28, 2008

Lakeside Picnic

Hot steamy, in the wide open, outdoor sex.

I was walking the lake bank when I went around the cove and wound up in the midst of a lakeside picnic.

She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.

I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.

by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020

diarrhoea picnic

A social occasion, popular in Brazil. Women and men take laxatives and defecate on one another. Projectile sprays of faeces are considered the height of good form, and are usually rewarded with polite applause.

Dear, we have been invited to a diarrhoea picnic, can you pack the enemas?

by Dr Merkin February 18, 2009

gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.

Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....

by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012

Tesco picnic

A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due to its 24-hour opening times. A selection of goods is purchased and are consumed in the car park.

It's 1 am and we're bored... let's rock down to Chesterfield for a Tesco Picnic.

by Andrew Waite September 24, 2005

Picnic

Something you eat outdoors on the ground, as opposed to at a table

Sheldon: "Picnics are no picnic, either. Where should we go to lunch? Oh I know, the ground!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 7, 2018

PICNIC

Acronym for "Problem in chair. Not in computer.". Used by Sysadmins to covertly describe user error to each other. Some snickering usually involved.

Joe's computer crashes at random intervals all day. It's obviously PICNIC.

by Andrew July 2, 2004