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pooted

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.
Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...
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Pooter

You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.
" the girls pooter smelt like dog shit while i was fucking her last night"

"did you just poot?"
by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009
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phooey

1. Something said to reject another persons opinion.
2. Saying that you don't care what another person thinks
"Dude, I think it would be a good idea to call an exterminator instead of trying to catch the mouse yourself" "ooooh phooey! i can do this on my own. Just watch!"
by chickydoodle15 November 14, 2011
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pooted

when your hittin it from the back and she shits herself
damn girl you pooted
by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
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Pootenanny

A pussy party! First made famous by Naughty by Nature's breakout smash "O.P.P."

Combined from poontang, hootenanny, pu-nanna.
You down with OPP (Other Peoples' Pootenanny)?!? Yeah, you know me!
by FreddyTheBear January 7, 2017
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pooter punt

kicking of the vagina in the same manner you would punt a football, very painful, can be used to make a point, revenge, or birth control,

WARNING: There is a very good chance if you pooter punt your girlfriend she will never have sex with you ever again.....so pooter punt responsibly!
Man your old lady is being such a cunt i'm two seconds from pooter punting her!!
by 11shooter July 25, 2010
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Sugar Pooter

When you pass gas and a little bit of crap comes out and makes your butt hole sticky, like wet sugar.
Dan: I really gotta fart, but it might be a sugar pooter!

Lauren: Sick! Do you know how many pair of your underwear I've had to throw away!!

Dan: Yeah, that was definitely a wet one, I'll be right back!
by LGingerP June 16, 2009
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