chrome plated polack

someone of Lithuanian descent.

"I'll never understand why Janey married that chrome plated polack!"

by corncobbutthole September 30, 2009

Placking

Inserting a china plate into the arse crack of your partner.

"Hey Tim hows spicing up the love life going"

"Awesome mate, I placked that bitch good. Used 7 plates, it was super jizzfective"

Placking Crew 4 lyf

by dfjsdgnreljg fgbjfjfghjfgfghfg September 29, 2011

Polack

Person from the eastern-european country of Poland. Typically very sensitive and antagonistic. Watch out!

- That effing Polack told me my mom is a hooker. Why do they need to be so rude?

by PvBierny March 15, 2021

phlakkegmatic

One who is continually and/or routinely involved in the production of phlakkegm.

Stay clear of Melton over there, he's a phlakkegmatic.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

phlocked

Phone Locked

Damn dude. You're phlocked.

by ArizonaTaraNova August 14, 2017

Placklem

(n) A Person who doesn't like being called by their birth name.
(v) The Act of being an Ignorant Little Fuck.

(n) "People are starting to call you Plackem"
(v) "Stop being a Placklem"

by FRUCTION February 20, 2018

plackard

a british slur that i made up in the walmart parking lot, meaning "plaque filled teeth"
(note i have nothing against british people this is just meant to be funny)

guy 1: "wow! look at this guy with 8 boxes of teabags"
guy 2: "what a fucking plackard"

by Leh_brenn October 2, 2021