petter

To annoy or hassle someone due to their romantic or potential romantic attachment to another individual; to pester someone using the elongated word "so", and an eyebrow raise.

I will petter her until she finally decides to make a move and ask that guy out.

by Sanay-nay March 9, 2009

Petter puffer

A guy who like to suck another guy off

Rick and Mike are Petter puffers for sure.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2019

Phetteplace

A man who acts like a pig. Loves yelling weeeeeee, and has a small peepee

That's guys a Phetteplace

by Tøast August 8, 2016

pretterful

a word that describes the qualities of something that is pretty, beautiful, and glittery all at the same time. if it does not contain all these qualities, it is not "pretterful".

that lip gloss is so dang pretterful i can't stand it!

by Safrina Zoles October 16, 2008

petter

someone who pets there hair in a forward direction to the left with there right hand, causing a combover / emo effect with there hair, the hair will over time become stuck like this. A petter will also pet non-stop without even knowing it and continue to pet even after being yelled at several times. Petters will also barge into your house at ridiculous times of the day and proceed to open your fridge and take whatever he or she pleases, without even considering your opinon or thoughts. Petters will anger everyone around them and cause great Arguements with friends and family, Destroying all hopes and dreams. Petters will end up with dead-end jobs and get nowhere in life

1) "god damnit Lloyd Stop touching your Fucking Hair, Ya Petter!"
2) "Fuckin get out of my Fridge Petter"
3) "Petter, have that paper on my desk by 7:00 tonight or your ass is fired!!"

by Torrance Dodge July 14, 2005

petterass

Typically, an old man who enjoys the occasional stint in a child-pornography ring.

That old man next door is a petterass. Get the kids indoors!

by sewanee April 9, 2003

Petter

A petter is a marvelous person with a fun personality. A petter can be defined to be a very talented person with a lot of speciality’s. Petter is also very popular and interesting. Everybody want to be with petter. Everybody loves a petter. Petteris very sexy and handsome and very good in bed.

Person 1: Omg hey! So I just met the most amazing guy last night. His name is Petter.
Person 2: Omg I love him!
Person 1: have you met him?
Person 2: no, I just already know I’m gonna love him.

by Elias 1234567890 November 12, 2019