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Testing spray patterns

The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.
Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"

OR

Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."
by Kurzawa June 16, 2011
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Biscuits and Gravy Platter

When you blow a load on a pair of boobs- so they get covered in your warm, white, creamy gravy and you proceed to titty fuck the pair of boobs with your man sausage. So it looks like a fresh biscuits and gravy platter.
Man I got so faded last night. I think I asked the bartender if I could give her a fresh hot biscuits and gravy platter!
by Daddypengy July 25, 2018
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patter

The slang and the use of slang by a certain person or group of persons. Can be used in a posative or negative manner depending on the assessement of it quality in wit, humour, and mannerism. Scottish in orgin.
"That guys patter wis puremagic"
"That guys patter wis pure crap."
by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007
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platters

A mixture of chicken, lamb, rice, pita that is served on 6th and 53rd in manhattan with EXTRA EXTRA white sauce and a bit of hot saucee. U GUYS GOTA TRY IT 8-)
by ensaaaaane July 30, 2008
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combo platter

To perform oral sex on the vaginal and anal region of a woman alternately while she is on her hands and knees.
Robert: I’m starving.
Betty: How about a combo platter?!
by Eye Six January 31, 2019
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Scott Patterson

Played "Luke" on the hit WB show "Gilmore Girls". He was the grumpy diner owner in the town of Stars Hallow. Also, Lorelai's (Lauren Graham's) love interest/soulmate. Scott is currently starring on the CW comedy, "Aliens in America" and has guest-starred on many series, including "Seinfeld, where he was deemed "sponge-worthy" by Elaine. Recently, Scott was seen on the big screen in Saw 4, and is currently shooting Saw 5.
Scott Patterson/Luke quote from "Gilmore Girls":

Lorelai: How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM sleep?

Luke: Because he's always got some guy on pushing a book about how everything's all going to hell, or they're going to pass a law, how everyone with a nose ring is going to get shipped off to China. Suddenly you're depressed, thinking we're all going to die and don't drink the water, there's anthrax in my bagel - and bam, there goes your REM sleep.

Lorelai: Or Mel Brooks is on, and he is so funny, and you think, "What a wonderful world we live in, that there's a Mel Brooks to go to sleep to."

Luke: Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days.
by Kristen =] April 10, 2008
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lasagna platter

The vagina

Slang similar to trim
Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter
by Stampy May 19, 2004
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