The mysterious person who fouls the third floor restaurant at 200 Park Ave in Florham Park, NJ. The Phantom may have some dietary issues when he takes a Winnick
by Chosney July 14, 2003
When your having sex with someone in a doggy style position, and you spit on their back (to make them think you came) so the reciever turns around as the you pull out and cum all over there face.
by cameron May 08, 2004
Sometimes, when a man is too drunk to get an erection, it can be embarrassing. To avoid embarrassment, (This only works if the girl is very drunk/dumb), he can slide his fingers down infront of his penis and do the deed while making all the right noises, while the girl is none the wiser, thus avoiding a loss of dignity, unless the girl realizes his penis is unusually small.
by teddye03 May 04, 2011
when u use the cloak of darkness to make your excape from a sexual interlude that is bound to be akward once the morning comes and the booze wears off
heather pulled a phantom and crept toward the door, weary of waking the gentleman snoring in the bed
by elle March 15, 2005
by Davie January 10, 2003
A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.
Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011
Banging a drunken passed out female, while telling her "its only dream". Make sure to wear a condom, dispose of it properly or catch a rape charge!!!!!
Robert performed "The Phantom" on Brittany. The next morning she woke up saying "I had the weirdest dream'!
by goatmancfh February 03, 2013