PFTM

To put your fingers to your mouth, expressing surprise or that something is naughty, or that you are angelic

I PFTM'd when Annie was talking about what she did with her boyfriend last night

by xXxeAtTmEeXxX June 22, 2003

pftroberson

trucking company that lies to and cheats their drivers out of their lives!

all drivers with pftroberson be prepared to be SCREWED!

by coastworm April 16, 2004

pftol

an acronym used for when someone says something so ridiculous, it makes you go pfffffft (out loud)

"Man, dat Ryan guy is so dreamy"
"PFTOL"

Actually, this example would never occur in real life. Here's a better one:

"I think Ron Paul should be the next President of the United States."
"PFTOL"

by asianpersuasion5394 June 12, 2012

pftn

Text acronym for "plans for tonight".

Q: pftn
A: idk hby

by Sunworshiper August 21, 2014

PFTS

People For That Shit

I am the boss now! I don’t do those little tasks! I have PFTS.

by Hater Killer November 6, 2020

pfts

People For That Shit

Chapter 10 pounds of cabbage? Hell no! I’m the chef, I got PFTS.

by Hater Killer November 6, 2020

PFTS

People For That Shit.

When you’ve reached a level in your personal or professional life when you have people to perform miscellaneous tasks which are below your pay grade.

Mow my own yard? Not anymore, I have PFTS
You want me to chop 20 pounds of celery? No way, I’m the chef now. I have PFTS
Dig? I’m the superintendent, I have PFTS.

Flip burgers? I’m the manager, I have PFTS.

by Hater Killer November 7, 2020