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Person 1: The Alley is serving some shitty lunch item for breakfast with their razor bacon. Where should we go?

Person 2: Big Table has red velvet pancakes...

Person 1: PFTW!!!
PFTW by str3tch October 26, 2011
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When one is in a dangerous, deadly, or douche-bag induced situation and feels the absolute need to telePort-For-The-Win (PFTW).

1. Port-For-The-Win
2. Porting-For-The-Win
3. Ported-For-The-Win
4. Ports-For-The-Win
Oliver: "This party is lame has been lame for awhile.. and is going to continue to be lame."
Miles: "PFTW"

Oliver: "Damn dude.. this 9 was all over me there other night at the club, yet her friend the 4 I was telling you about, was completely & totally cock blocking me"
Miles: "Shoulda' PFTW man.."

Sub-Zero had minimal life left, yet was still kicking my face in. Lucky for me, I was Scorpion & PFTW on his iceyness.
PFTW by MilesDuh21 October 21, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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