Pez Dispenser

While your chick is throwing up, you bang her doggy-style in the bathroom, while continuously pulling her hair so her head bobs up and down like a pez dispenser while projecting vomit.

I banged my drunk bitch in the bathroom and gave her the Pez Dispenser that shit.

by petrochile April 3, 2009

Pez Head

noun (pejorative): person guilty of using a concentration of hair products so extreme that their hair-do is rendered immobile in gale-force winds

I can't believe the number of Pez Heads in attendance at this disco, Salma...perhaps we should leave.

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

Lez Pez

When a lesbian is eating out her girlfriend, and the girlfriend's Monistat pill shoot out of her vagina into the other's mouth.

Lesbian Lover #1: "oh baby! that feels.. *CHOKE*... dear god and all that is holy! i just ate a lez pez!"

by Lon Astick January 11, 2008

PEZ DISPENSER

JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR A METH PIPE / OIL BURNER

HEY BRO , GO GRAB THE PEZ DISPENSER SO WE CAN SMOKE A BOWL.

by THE METH WIZARD. June 20, 2020

nez pez

no please

kid: can i eat have twenty bucks mom?

mom: nez pez

by naincnoa July 18, 2009

pez out

verb: To dispense, dole out, give, bestow, administer, shell out, etc.

I'm not about to pez out some cash so you can buy clothes that make you look like a whore!

by Chris Rader February 7, 2007

Pez dispenser

Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.

My friend Shaun told me about how he hired a hooker and gave her a pez dispenser.

by Speedguy70 June 11, 2023