technology pessimist

One who does not/can not see all the potential positive benefits of technology. These feelings are often derived from and can be attributed to a lifelong confusion towards complex systems and products. Members of this group almost certainly majored in a liberal arts subject (as opposed to engineering).

When I pulled out my Treo 660, Jaime ran away. I tried text-messaging her, but she never replied. What a technology pessimist! If only she knew what she was missing...

by Cool ET June 9, 2005

Possimistic

Having a cheerful, positive, upbeat view of any given situation.

Even though his haircut was intended to make him look ridiculous, Travis was possimistic. He laughed, saying that it gave him "street cred".

by SierraMike June 12, 2008

pessimigoth

a pessimist goth who wears all black, paints his fingernails black, wears makeup, and claims he is not goth but still hates all humanity (but not individual people)

Graham Coburn

by Kladfvgbung Micshk May 21, 2004

Pissimistic

Pessimism that pisses others

My boss is a pissimistic guy.

by rajivre October 22, 2008

Pestimistic

Adj- Describing someone who is not an optimist, by any stretch, to the point of being downright annoying.

Also, pestimist, pestimism

Caleb: "It looks like rain. My glass is half empty. It's only a matter of time before the terrorists Strike Back. Unless the world ends in 2012."

Dave: "Gosh Caleb, you're so freaking Pestimistic."

by Pesty May 18, 2009

pessimistic hippie

a hippie who has a negative outlook on life.

yes! it is an oxymoron

but its just sexual like that

that chick is such a pessimistic hippie. She like saves the animals but if we dont help we are definetly going to die.

by Hippiemaaaangirl November 28, 2007

pissimist

someone who insists on sharing their bad mood with everyone else, figuratively pissing in their corn flakes.

"She's such a pissimist! I wish she'd keep her bad vibe to herself."

by Michael Kurth December 30, 2008