Sounds like a personal problem

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud

John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

by kevinq October 24, 2010

Person 1

The main subject of all the disasters and stuff that happens on Urban Dictionary. From having diarrhea to having to kill people, Person 1 has no shortage on shit to do.

Person 1: I'm sick of this shit. Honestly I am.

by OoftheDoof! October 14, 2019

persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.

Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...

by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019

Bored Person

You. You're so bored to the point where you start looking up what you are. Classy.

I'm so bored! I should just go to Urban Dictionary and start looking up bored person!

by SoupIsGoodForYourSoul December 10, 2016

Yellow Person

Refers to the song Yellow by Coldplay. The person who makes life worth living. They make you feel the joy and love that you never thought you deserved. They are your soulmate and/or your twin flame. They mean everything to you.

She’s just my yellow person. I can’t imagine life without her.

by Shilali October 26, 2020

comfort person

a comfort person is someone who makes you feel happy and safe whenever you see them. They give you so much comfort. The person who saved you. <3

he/she is my comfort person! nb’s: they are my comfort person!<3

by ilyavk May 27, 2021

personal blunt

Marijuana rolled in a swisher or bluntwraps for one's personal use; a blunt. Blunts can only be defined as personal blunts if it is only for 1 individuals enjoyment. Nobody else may hit/toke/drag/rip from the blunt.

The term "personal blunt" may be shortened to "personal" if phrased correctly. Ex: "I was smoking 'personals' in the cuts of the SFC today"

Cutty #1: "Damn you know them kids in the SFC?
Cutty #2: "I've heard about them, I've heard they smoke hella personal blunts!"
Cutty #2: "Thats cause they G!"

by Pluto415 May 12, 2009