Turkish Periscope

1. When you squeeze out a turd into a persons beer and said turd or floater sticks out of the beer like a periscope.

2.Person who sticks out at the party and leaves themselves open to ridicule.

Joey is outside arguing with his girlfriend on the phone. Hurry, take his beer and give him a Turkish periscope!

by Quantum Robot 6678 July 29, 2011

Mexican Periscope

The act of spreading a woman's anus open with your thumbs, then peering into it like a periscope. Technically could be performed on anyone, by anyone, but in the original example it was a man performing the act on a woman.

Originated from a post on the Tosh.0 blog.

Man, that chick is crazy. She asked me to give her a Mexican Periscope!

by TexasCracker April 11, 2013

Down Periscope

A manner of applying the Arabian Goggles. You sneak up behind the person and lower your balls onto their eyes, while saying "Down Periscope!"

I snuck up behind Matt and gave him the good ol' Arabian Goggles, Down Periscope style.

by PTPablo September 23, 2008

up periscope

#when using ~Facebook, you always appear offline but occaionally open the chat window to seee who is online before disappearing offline again.

Karen up periscoped to see if clair was on then downed periscope and went back to cruising pepoles profiles

by Sniper Smurf August 22, 2009

Dirty periscope

When another inserts their head into the anus of another male or female and bites down on the lining of the anus

Person 1: Hey baby, fancy a dirty periscope?
Person 2: I would love you to give me a dirty periscope.

by Sliperyspangel August 20, 2015

Down Periscope

Used when two or more males are in tight living conditions. One is changing and yells down periscope when removing underwear to warn the other(s)that boxers, briefs, or other type of underwear is being removed.

Bob: Down Periscope!!!
Jim: Dude thanks for the warning me cause I was so just looking at your gay ass.

by Ihasn January 6, 2008

Curious Periscope

A method of wiping the ass after defecating. Toilet paper is wrapped around a finger and inserted into the rectum. The hook shape of the finger and subsequent motion resembles a spirited periscope operator.

The curious periscope technique is necessary to achieve a spotless cornhole.

by rocknrollsauce October 26, 2011