period

Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.

Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!

by dolphin February 24, 2005

Period

They suck.
Commas rule.

"Because periods suck!

And commas rule!

This is Sex Education, not grammar fool!"

-I Set My Friends on Fire & Smosh

by Atlas15 May 10, 2010

Period

That time of the month when a female looks up into the sky, sees a full moon and turns into a werewolf. The week of the full moon, the woman is expected to seem very agitated and moody. Be warned: prolonged exposure may lead to serious injury or death!

The period of time that, at the sight of the full moon, the woman transforms into a furry beast and destroys all insight.

by Yrac Rotceps October 24, 2011

Period

Fuckin bullshit that runs down your leg after taking a shower once a month for a fucking week.

Girl:*gets out of shower*
Period:*here I come bitch*

by Fuck off you stupid cunt November 16, 2018

periodicals

magazines or light reading

street newstands often sell periodicals

by Potipher the Prophet April 6, 2005

period

The greatest excuse/scapegoat in the world.

"Sorry I can't today, I'm on my period."

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

period

A time a woman's vagina bleeds. It's annoying to both males and females.

Will often cause a girl to go from calm and sane (well, at least as calm and sane as a girl can get) to violent, batshit insane and irrational.

Note to all guys: Stay the fuck away from a girl on her period unless you like getting hulk smashed 20 feet below the ground.

"Jenny is on her period."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I'm now missing 7 teeth and an eyeball."

by rico567 June 30, 2009