Perchin Kaanapali

To perch oneself in Ka'anapali, Lahaina, Maui.

Brah, we go Perchin Kaanapali after one kimchee bowl.

by stoneypercher May 29, 2010

percussionist

A more technical name for 'the person who plays percussion'. Stereotypically male, but the females shud never b underestimated. Percussion instruments include (but are not limited to) Glockenspiel, Marimba, Xylophone, timbalis, kettle drums, timpanis, crashed cymbals, tambourine, bongos, congas, granite blocks, drum kit. Although some people think that guitars and keyboards are percussion, they are NOT. Keyboards, guitars, and bass are part of the rhythm section of a band, but not part of the percussion section. Drum kit is counted as a percussion instrument. The percussionist(s) is/are usually the coolest section in the band.

Flortist: Hey look at that percussionist, he's very rhythmic isn't he?
Pianist: You just think he's fit/
Male Flortist: Oh yeth darling, he's truly marvellous
Pianist: He is good though. What would we do without him?
Percussionist: Well if I left, there's always the hot female percussionist who could take my place

Note: Female percussionists although rarer than male, are always hot. And when I say always, I pretty much mean, always.

by Perc_uss January 15, 2006

Percrushing

When a percussion section member has a crush on another percussion member.

Amy: Tommy always holds my hand when he corrects my drumming during band and then he waves to me everyday.
Jane: He's totally percrushing on you!

by Spongebobgal April 4, 2011

perching

similar to planking but crouching down as an owl would. sitting in a crouch like a catcher in baseball would and placing hands down in between legs.

The top of the drive thru sign at in-n-out was a great place for a perching pic.

I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools.

by Patricio Finnegante July 18, 2011

Percolsin

Percolsin is a very very hot female like omg absman and eveyrone in warpys server simp for her!!! so hot and swag 😍😍🔥🔥😍 i like percolsin!!! 19491..+.0*%0,:,:,£7£8@+4@:8£:4#'+¢5&2%1مصطتصطهثبخيصنيصت

Absman: yo
Unubun: yo
Absman: ajsgshkashh-
*Percolsin joins the chat*
Absman: OMG HOTTEST PERON ON ERATH OMG AHHH😍😍😍 PERCO!!!!
Percolsin: hi uwuwuwuwu
Unubun: OMG ETF PERCOLSIN!!! YOURE DO HOT AND AWESOME YOURE SO HOTTT!!!!!!

Percolsin:привет унубун увувувувувуву

by unubun April 4, 2021

Percussion Therapy

Time spent unwinding or otherwise blowing off stress and steam at a shooting range.

What a horrible day; good thing I already had a percussion therapy session planned for this evening.

by SgtBoom March 3, 2011

Percussionist

The professional asshole of the band. Cymbals, the grunts if the section, are responsible for getting the higher caliber percussionists' stands and music. Snares, the drive of the section, hit each others sticks out of their hands, turns off one anothers' snares, and blames the cymbals for mistakes. Likes hitting rimshots as loud as possible even when not appropriate. Quints or Quads, have the biggest egos of the section and tend to boss everyone around. Also Bass Drums. Who really just serve as targets for the Snares or the Quints' sticks.

Percussionists-Snare: Cymbals! Stop fucking around and get back on beat!
Quints: We are so great that we dont even need a director. All other instruments are inferior.
Cymbals: Pancakes!
Bass: STOP HITTING MY DRUM

by Drumlover May 20, 2016