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POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.
Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.
by mj_oblio September 12, 2005
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Puking rainbows

(pyooking reyn-bohs)
1. to vomit rainbows at the sight of something amazing on teh internet.

2. To be overwhelmed with cuteness that you puke rainbows.

Antonym: vomiting

Please don't use this(or any) meme outside of the internet.
Cuteness overload, I'm puking rainbows.
or
I can't believe I got a reply from (insert celebrity's name here) *pukes rainbows
by MPVTOX January 18, 2012
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poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK
hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work
by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009
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pking

Our clan is going pking.
by Dbzruler72 February 7, 2006
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Peeing sitting down

When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.

Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.
by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016
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Peeing your knickers

Expression often uttered by the notorious Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen in response to overly-excited contestants that deliver 1 decently cooked dish and shit the bed for the rest of service.
Girl 1: OMG chef Ramsay served my wellington! *high five*
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.
by Adequate Quality May 12, 2019
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puking at the stars

A scene only added to a television show, or movie, for its shock value.

“Puking at the stars” refers to a bizarre scene in the last episode of the sci-fi TV series Battlestar Galactica. In the last episode of the show, the future Admiral Adama is shown vomiting all over himself as he lies drunk in the gutter looking up at the stars.

Fanboys of the series maintain that the “puking at the stars” scene was part of the show’s character development, that it pushed the show’s gritty envelope, and that it was the epitome of “high art”. Discriminating viewers maintain, quite correctly, that the “puking at the stars” scene was vile and only added to the show’s last episode for it’s shock value.
Can you believe the producers of Battlestar Galactica added that “puking at the stars” scene to the last episode? Those guys are really full of themselves for carrying their deeply meaningful, gritty, and real delusions that far.
by AuntyMouse April 21, 2009
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