Quando Peef

Quando Peef is the little man who lives under the sink. He’s 1 foot tall, very agile, and morbidly obese. He chillin, though.

Quando Peef just escaped from his chamber and cannot be stopped!

by Roman Atwood July 15, 2022

Peef Cloud

When a penis farts, it is called a peef. When a male experiences his first peef, it becomes a toxic gaseous cloud, that stalks the male until he inhales the dreaded queef cloud!

I had a peef cloud the other day!

Really?

Yeah!

Queef clouds taste like rotting cow testicles!

Wait, how do you know wha-... Never mind.

by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010

peef lumgar

The most exotic and boof flavor one can aquire

Dang is that peef lumgar u silver tounge devil you?

by Jetphly April 17, 2017

Peef cud

The Sound a obese female ( between 176 and 527 pounds )makes when under load in an attempt to hold something In , muffle, and or prevent from escaping into the public world

The two women in the grocery store fighting over the chocolate cake were simultaneously releasing one peef cud after another while struggling to possess the last cake .

by Been Spotted January 4, 2021

peef

A Cigarette, commonly used by douchnas in the 586.

Hey dude, can I bum a peef?

by AlyssaAnnAllen December 21, 2006

Piffe/ Peef

When a man farts out of his penis.

I want to Piffe/ Peef in your mouth.

by MATT COOPER February 1, 2006

Peef

Peef is the penis version of queef. A.k.a. a dick fart.

Guy 1: "What's that smell?"

Guy 2: "Sorry man, I had to peef."

by Isurmomgay? April 24, 2024