Quando Peef is the little man who lives under the sink. He’s 1 foot tall, very agile, and morbidly obese. He chillin, though.
by Roman Atwood July 15, 2022

When a penis farts, it is called a peef. When a male experiences his first peef, it becomes a toxic gaseous cloud, that stalks the male until he inhales the dreaded queef cloud!
I had a peef cloud the other day!
Really?
Yeah!
Queef clouds taste like rotting cow testicles!
Wait, how do you know wha-... Never mind.
Really?
Yeah!
Queef clouds taste like rotting cow testicles!
Wait, how do you know wha-... Never mind.
by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010

by Jetphly April 17, 2017

The Sound a obese female ( between 176 and 527 pounds )makes when under load in an attempt to hold something In , muffle, and or prevent from escaping into the public world
The two women in the grocery store fighting over the chocolate cake were simultaneously releasing one peef cud after another while struggling to possess the last cake .
by Been Spotted January 4, 2021

by AlyssaAnnAllen December 21, 2006

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by Isurmomgay? April 24, 2024
