Peshed meself loofin

When you're spiritually inclined by some 18 year old in the 70's to f*ck his loofa in the shower.

True story:

I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?

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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.

by dcaf!WaLL May 16, 2023

Cock Pecked

Woman who is completely under the control of the man she is with!

Sasha is completely cock pecked. She's even stopped wearing shorts like he demands.

I wonder what a hen pecked man and a cock pecked woman would look like, together?

by kaalika August 28, 2011

puched

crackers that are eaten by natives of France.

I sure could go for a big thing of puched.

by Puched February 23, 2010

pnched

the process of getting owned and completely dominated physically, mentally, and psychologically.

C4 pnched all the newbs at the basketball tournament and took home the trophy.

by the GREAT GumZ March 30, 2009

Peche

The state of complete and utter apathy caused by the absence of any stimuli and creativity, typically brought about through smoking marajunana. The word is derived from the band name Depeche Mode although it is not intended to slur the group.

Man, I've been watching day time TV for hours, it's really peching me out.

by Phil alias Phil August 20, 2004

peached

the art of ejaculating with out penile stimuli

We were just making out and i got so excited that i pulled down my pants and peached in her direction.

I just peached a little

by yellowFORD April 25, 2011

perched

When fucking a woman against the wall, one removes ones hand and the woman perches on the dick.

She was perched on my dick for a good 10 minutes!

You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.

I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.

by Sam Kaci December 2, 2007